“I don't think you're dying," I said. "I think you've just got a touch of cancer.” ― John Green
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more
Monday I had the biopsy on my right breast. It was easier this time around. I opted out of the anti-anxiety meds, and went in non groggy onto what I call the "hydraulic lift". You enter a room with a big radiation sign on the heavy door, where you climb stairs to lay face down on a table, with your boob hanging out a hole in the center. Then, they raise the table, so that if you were to sit up, you could touch the ceiling. Like a mammogram, they press your breast between plates, and take many x-rays as they proceed. They give you a local, so it's not painful, but it's uncomfortable, just because of the awkward way you have to lay on the table, at an odd angle with one arm up, hips twisted for the Doctor to have a better angle.
The process I've had both time for extracting the tissue is called a vacuum-assisted device (VAD). Vacuum pressure pulls the breast through the needle into the sampling chamber. Without withdrawing and reinserting the needle, it rotates positions and collects additional samples.
As last time, a small titanium marker is left in the breast, so that the tissue spot can be located again, if needed. As my loyal fans know, the marker was needed last time for the lumpectomy on the left side.
After the procedure, you have another mammogram to ensure the marker is visible. And then, if you have an awesome doctor, such as Dr. Jain, she gives you a big hug, and poses for a picture for your blog.
Okay, so the results! Dr. Jain called today to let me know that it's all good news! Nothing but a calcium blip, no cancer!
Unfortunately, all of the stress is taking a toll, and I returned to see my RN today to be tested for an ulcer. Oh summer tomatoes, coffee and garlic, I miss you already.
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Good news! And tomatoes, coffee and garlic are overrated. Luv you!
ReplyDeleteLove you too! But do I love you as much as I love tomatoes, coffee and garlic? Oh, yes, I much more! OX
DeleteGlad to hear the good news, Miriam! Maybe more relaxing times with Hema are in order, too! : )
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Anne
Agreed! More yoga is a good prescription! OXO
DeleteThat's great news. Maybe you just have a pre-ulcer (I don't know if that's a real thing but I had someone tell me that I probably had that a few years ago - every swig of orange juice hurt in the same spot). Pre-ulcer, it's no ulcer, but it's somethin'! Garlic-flavored coffee is highly overrated, anyway.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, so glad about the results. Your descriptions as always are so vivid and compelling.
It's not a toomah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo
DeleteThis is such wonderful news, Miriam. I'm so happy for you. You are a brave lady.
ReplyDeleteHardly brave, just taking it step by tedious step, with lots of dear friends like you to support me!
DeleteFantastic news!!!! YAY!!! And screw tomatoes, garlic, and coffee. Alan will want to kiss you WAY more without those nasty ass foods! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's great news! I'm going to celebrate with a coffee, summer tomato, garlic smoothie!
ReplyDeleteso good to read such good news. Time to celebrate.
ReplyDeleteBoo to ulcers! Yay to Rightie! Time for a soothing peppermint-based drink!
ReplyDeletePeppermint is a no go for ulcers! Who knew?
ReplyDeleteHi Miriam, I just caught up with your blog. So sorry to hear about everything. I'm glad to hear your latest test had a good results. Take care of yourself and you'll be in my thoughts :)
ReplyDelete-Allison Smith
Your description of the Marquee de Sade biopsy process gives me nightmares, and I don't even have breasts! :-) I'm so happy that all you have to worry about this summer is "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
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